Absences and Dramatic Returns

Hi. Remember me? Is that a gimmicky thing to say? Sorry if you agree with me that it is. I'm afraid I don't have any other techniques for jumping over the awkward gap left by my complete neglect of this blog and you, my mysterious reader. I won't be pretentious enough to add a plural to that. There *has* to be at least one of you. Hi Mom.

Since we last spoke I have done a few things but I will narrow it down to things pertaining to this blog:

1. I drove a car on the road for the first time.


2. Oh? That doesn't pertain to this blog. Oops.


3. I did not finish reading Great Expectations, by Charles Dickens.


4. I decided to read either A Little Princess or The Bell Jar.


5. I avoided posting anything at all.


6. I read A Little Princess.


7. I decided to write a blog and end the suspense.

And here we are. How was your month?

I will post my review sometime between now and June 30th. For now, I will simply say that I adored it.